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saibaba

12-04 01:15 PM

My Labor or I 140 I forgot but one of them says my salary should XXX. but I am on H1b and haven't filled 485 file yet and I am receiving lesser salary than XXX.

At what stage should I receive XXX salary ?


don worry...GC is for future employment...u don fall into my Q category...

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karthik204

09-09 10:26 PM

Days come and go..
Months come and go..
Years come and go..

Visa bulletins come and go..
RFEs come and go..
Priority Dates come and go..

Bills come and go..
Senators come and go..
Presidents come and go..

Even, Recessions come and go (happened only a few time in the last century)..

BUT,,,,,,

Most of the immigrants come here but never go back.

Enjoy your stay here and live the fullest and stay focused with your job / career. Coz that�s what keeps you going and I bet everyone here will get their green cards some day.

PS: I am a EB3 applicant waiting in the line for GC(hoping to get it in the next decade).

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MatsP

November 13th, 2006, 10:49 AM

I suspect, if the camera has a chargable clock battery, it's NOT a "user-servicable" part. The idea is that they don't break.

That's just a guess - I don't have a D70, so I don't know for sure.

I did a few entries in Google, with the result that I'm fairly sure the clock-battery is an internal non-user-changable battery [particularly a reference to the same technology being used on a Nikon D1].

I expect that aside from the inconvenience and shipping cost, the service is fairly reasonable in cost... But that's just a guess...

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kumar_459

11-04 08:46 PM

Hi

My wife recently went for a H1B renewal stamping in india. They visa officer provided a 221(g) administrative processing (pink) requesting additional documents (job description, reasearch projects, previous visas list etc..,). She is preparing the necessary docs to submit the same. Since she went to india for a short trip (travelling back next week).

1. She has Advanced parole. Can we use Advance parole??
2. If we use Advance parole, then once the Adminstrative processing is complete, how do we handle the stamping?? Do we need to go back again to the consulate to get the stamping done? or is there a way to withdraw the visa application from the consulate??

I would greatly appreciate if someone is similar situation share their experiences

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ita

01-12 08:47 PM

I wanted hear another opinion apart from my own. It surely did help.Thank you.
I don't believe leaving the company that you had signed an I-9 form with have any impact on your GC app as long as you have a same or a similar job lined up if and when you do get an RFE regarding the same.

As mentioned several times, GC is for future employment and you can switch employers as many times as you want under AC21 (of course you don't want to go overboard with switching employers every few months either :)).

I hope this helps - again this is my understanding of the law and not a legal opinion.

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Queen Josephine

May 6th, 2005, 11:50 PM

Queen, it's good to know you're still receiving treatment for your condition. ;)
Gary

:D Well, they can't stop treatment until there's some improvement!

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jliechty

January 3rd, 2005, 06:19 PM

Wow, very interesting. Though I might experiment with cropping (first try would be cutting off the bottom, including the one bird down there, to make it more panoramic and [hopefully] make the horizon less centered), there's not really anything that I'd change about this photo. Good work, IMHO. :)

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hopelessGC

11-03 11:51 AM

Hi guys,

My LCA got denied today (reason unknown) and my H1-B has expired on Nov. 1 as well. :(

I also have a pending I-485 petition with approved I-140. I also have a valid EAD. So I assume, I am currently shifted to AOS pending status working on EAD.

My question is whether this denial negatively affects my pending I-485 application? I assume not but just wanted to confirm anyways :confused:


Thanks for you responses.

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ramanan

08-02 06:55 AM

Thank you for the reply. It clears my doubt. Appreciate it.

Regards

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forgerator

09-09 05:51 PM

Had my appointment on Sept 8 at 10am, wife was also with me for her H4 stamp. Went for fingerprinting, then went to 20th floor for interview.

This was the interesting part! The Visa officer asked where I worked, then asked me where I was from. I said Lahore, he then started asking me about situation there with respect to the floods, and whether our families were affected etc. He then said, everything looks good and told us to come back on the 10th (2 days later) to collect passports. He did not check a single document (job letter, paystubs etc.). Just asked me about Lahore and sent us on our way.

Considering I am Pakistani, I thought this should give hope to other Pakistanis applying. Btw my first name is not so rare, but last name very rare. Also work for a Fortune 100 firm.

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eb3_nepa

08-30 11:57 AM

Sukant71, what exactly are you trying to say?

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Munna Bhai

12-07 12:12 PM

$1200/- & above,this is only attorney fees.

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sri1234

05-26 03:18 PM

Hello, I lost my job today, but I have H1B. So what's the time gap for finding a new job?

Thank you very much.

You should find a new job before you are "off the roles" from your current employer.
One would be out of status the moment "employer-employee" relation ceases/terminates.

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immm

01-10 01:33 PM

Hello friends,

I filed for I-485 in mid-June 2007 but never received the receipt notice
(due to the issue described in this thread: http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showthread.php?t=11788&highlight=undeliverable).

After months of calling USCIS (probably called at least 10-15 times over past 6 months) and having the lawyer send a written letter, I still did not receive the receipt notice as the customer service reps kept telling me that USCIS doesn't send a duplicate receipt notice.

When I saw that one of my friends who had the same issue received a "Replacement Receipt Notice" after calling them numerous times, I decided to call them again. I was able to convince one of the reps to put in a service request requesting "resend whatever was returned to USCIS as undeliverable".

I finally received a letter from USCIS that they will resend the receipt notice but it has been a few weeks since then and I still have not received the promised receipt notice.

Now I need to file for EAD ASAP but it requires you to attach the receipt notice (Notice of Action I-797C or I-797??).
(lawyer didn't file for EAD with I-485 as I have H1)

So my question is:
Can I use the Biometric appointment notice (ASC Appointment Notice I-797C) instead of I-485 Receipt Notice I-797 to file EAD form I-765 as a proof that I filed I-485 ?

What are the odds that they will send my EAD application back saying that I need the actual I-485 receipt notice?

What are my options?

Thanks in advance!

PD: Mar 2002
EB3, India
I-485 Reached Nebraska - June 15th, 2007.

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rameshavula

07-16 12:51 PM

how are you planning on getting the deposit slip stamped in ScotiaBank?

P.S: I have an appointment on Aug 23rd, it would be helful to know how to do this. Thanks


I took the stamped deposit slip the same day morning at 9 AM (My appointment at 10 AM). I am sure you already looked at the nearest scotia bank locations in Ottawa. It takes only couple of minutes for the teller to stamp the slips.

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desi3933

02-03 03:49 PM

Hi,

Both me and my wife are on EAD and have valid AP (valid till December 2010), H1 expires in Jan 2011(not stamped on our passport) . Priority date is June 2005, have a job and have current paustubs/w2.

My wife is in India currently - we both are planning on coming back in April sometime with our new born baby. My question is about getting H4 stamped for our baby.
1.Do we need to get our H1 stamped on our passport to get H4 for our kid ?
2.What happens if our I485 gets approved before we get H4 stamp for our kid ?
3.What is the procedure these days to get H4 stamped on passport ?

NS

1. Yes, H4 is derivative status. Primary should be in H1 status.
2. As long as kid was born BEFORE I-485 was approved, kid can get GC as follow-to-join.
3. Contact the US consulate in your area and your employer to get list of documents needed.


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Shiddique

01-07 08:45 AM

You left out the crucial piece of info...what is your nationality? What country is your passport from? THAT, not your residency in Sweden, will determine whether or not you need a transit visa. You can use the site below to find out. Just fill in all the blanks and click for the info.

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07-24 05:31 PM

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user1205

08-20 04:11 PM

This was on another website. Dissapointing. Hopefully smaller measures might have more of a chance

From Washington Post

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gman

04-17 09:23 PM

Hello everybody,

Since my last post I have done a lot of research on this site and i think i have found the answer to most things. I am curious to find out if anyone has been in the same situation and have a couple of questions left.

1. Since now I am married but when my I-485 was filed I was single, do I need to ammend the I-485?
2. Do I need to let the attorney know that we are self filing for my wife?

Thanks in advance!

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